Bhai jaa pai Gujari nau aave use neeche padhne tai pehle gujari seekhni padaigi.

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Bhai jaa pai Gujari nau aave use neeche padhne tai pehle gujari seekhni padaigi.

1. Ek bar ek jaat aur gujar ki ladai hogi.

Gujar nai kahi
"jaat re Jaat tere sir pai Khat"

Jaat bavade ko kuch sujhi nau. Usne kahi...

"Gujar re Gujar tere sir pai Kolhu"

Gujar bolyo "Bhai TUK (Rythm) nau banyi"

Jaat " Arre tuk bane nau bane bojhan tau marego"



2. Ek Bar Gujar aur mendhak mai bahas hogi.

mendhak "gujar mai dimaug nau hove"

Gujar "Hove hai"

mendhak " nau hove nau hove"

Gujar "Hove hai Hove hai"

Mendhak Nau hove nau hove keh kai quan (well) mai kood go.

Gujar "Lai yaame aatamhatya karne ki keha baat hi"


3. Master Ji " bachcho koi bata sake hai "Conincidence keha hove hai?"

Gujar student " moster ji mai batau"

Master "batao bete"

Gujar student "mere pitaji aur mataji kau biha ek taim pe ek din huyo ho"








4. Ek ber ek Gujar ek high society party mai gayo.

Udhar Usne dekhyo ke har aadmi apno glass utha ke "cheers cheers" Bol ro hai..

Usne sochi ki wo keh re hain "Chairs chairs"

Usne fatafat dimaug kau top gear lagayo aur bolyo " Moodha Moodha".


5. Ek baar ek shayar, shayri sunan lagyo, "Tum uss chilmen sai jahanko, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko, tum uss chilmen sai, jahanko"

Ek bolyo, "aage"

Shayar excitement me bolyo, "Tum iss chilmen sai jhanko, mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon"

Usne kai ber repeat kar di.

Peechhe bathyo ek Gujar dukhi ho leyo, u bolyo , "aag laga dai yaa chilmen main, nau tum jhonko nau main jhonkoo!"



6. Ek bar teen chaar taayi pehli ber bas me chadhyi.

Conductor tai bolyi "ai Bhai Sarojini nagar ki ticket kitne mai de rau hai."

Conductor "Taayi duss rupiya mai"

Taayi "ai bhai theek laga lai , dekhiyo theek lagaygo tau hum teen chaar le linge."



7. Ek ber ek taau bus conductor te boojhan lagyo, "Re bhai moe faridabad jano hai, yu bus konho jaegi?"
O bolyo, "Dilli jaegi".

Tau pher bolyo, "Per is board pe to faridbad likh raakhyo hai."

Conductor bolyo, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke chalyo ja pher."




8. "Ek baar ek madam ne class mai sawal karo ki mahabharat ki ladai kab aur kohon hui to bich mai ek gurjar ko londa betho ho to khado hogo ar kehan lago ke madam meri maa notgi ki ladai dhadai ki baat mat kario.

this is ashok chotala's(nagar) joke

Regards
Ashok Harshana